Anyway, since most of you readers surely do, here's my "gift" for this modern pagan consumerist festivity.
After the ORIGINAL "Badger Badger Badger", and the remixed Trance version, came also a Christmas version of it. I discovered it today, but it might be quite old. In any case, Xmas is also old and that doesn't prevent everyone from repeating the exercise.
[More about BadgerBadgerBadger on the Whackypedia.]
If you want to send me [or someone else you know] a gift anyway, here's an idea.